Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Stenciling the Walls



Italian graffiti artists use stencils to express general discontent with government, globalization and American "culture." But stencils are also used as politicians' ads, to make little visual jokes and to advertise the boundaries of neighborhoods around Florence.











Monday, March 29, 2010

Where is the Love?

The police have cut the mass of boltlock love declarations off the Ponte Vecchio fence. Now, young lovers caught locking their amore into place will be fined $240...

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Palm Sunday

The Sunday before Easter, Italian ladies take home olive branches from church and tuck little twigs with leaves behind picture frames and under paperweights--a piece in every room of the house.

The drying bits of green stay in place for a year.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

La Voce

Italians do not like to read subtitles. As a result, virtually every American movie and television show is dubbed into Italian before audiences here view it.

Just one 51-year-old Italian man does voiceovers for a host of American actors. Francesco Pannofino is the voice for Tom Hanks, George Clooney and Sylvester Stallone. He also does Aussie Russell Crowe, Brit Clive Owen and Spaniard Antonio Banderas.

He told The City newspaper that Hanks' Alabama accent in "Forrest Gump" was the most difficult to master.

I can't help but think that something gets lost in translation--"Shrek" would not be the same without Mike Myers attempting a Scottish accent. And I have a hard time believing Russell Crowe sounds as gruff and cranky or Clive Owen as patrician and suave.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Cinema Paradiso

Here, they don't tear down or shutter their grand old theaters--they use them. So, I get to go to a gilt palace called the Odeon, near Piazza della Repubblica in the center of town.

Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong played the house in their day.

Now, it's one of two theaters where you can see American films in English on Mondays and Tuesday nights. Early shows are $10. A glass of chianti in a glass glass is another $10. There's still an intermission halfway through the show. And the orange velour seats feel as good as stadium seat
ing....

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sidewalks, Italian Style (Or, I'm Walkin' Here!)

In America, you learn early that the rules of the road apply on the sidewalk: Use your peripheral vision, travel on the right side, make room for others, roughly half the lane is yours, the other half is for those approaching you.

Italians also apply a driving sensibility to walking: As in, it's one big game of chicken. In theory, you also walk on the right side here. Unless there are two older women walking arm in arm, a mother with a toddler, four teen-agers walking abreast or a big burly man coming your way. Then, it's a test of your fortitude.

Like the streets, sidewalks inexplicably narrow and widen at random. All the while, you're dodging dog doo dotting the pathway, people blindly walking out of stores without a care for who may be on the path at that moment and the men who peel off to pee on a tree or a wall.

A bump of the shoulder or brush of the bag is not considered rude. Only true body slams result in cursing.

In an effort to adjust, there are two strategies: the passive and the aggressive. The low-key approach is to look down, feigning absorption in your own thoughts. Usually, the person taking up your space will move out of the way. For the daring, you can attempt a staredown, making eye contact as you get closer. This only works if the other person can be intimidated.

I'm starting to plow into people. When in Florence....

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Italian Easter Baskets


Italian Easter baskets are different from those in the states: They're like giant elongated chocolate eggs perched on teeny, tiny square baskets. They look a little like Coneheads wrapped in tissue paper...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nuclear Nuts

Randomly read the package of pistacchios I bought at Esselunga the other day. Origin: Iran.

!@#$%%^&*()!

Never thought I'd be eating snackfood produced by the Axis of Evil...