Family Values

Like the family decals plastered on minivans and suburbans throughout Utah (you know, where you get to see a stick figure for each of the six kids plus the dog...), these "bimbo a bordo"stickers are ubiquitous in Tuscany.

Conveniently shaped like a street sign, some even include the baby's name for a personal jolt of guilt.

It all seems to be a vain effort by new parents to get their fellow Italians to drive a little more slowly. Or break with genetics and stop tailgating....